tip: find the things that really impressive-sounding animals can't do very well and claim to be better than them at those things; it sounds impressive until you realize that "I can jump higher than an elephant!" actually means you're able to jump, period
@starkatt yes!
I've got better eyesight than a shark! Ol' sharkeye, they call me.
@Felthry are you familiar with the whole persistence hunting thing? 'cause it turns out humans are legit better at running* than any other animal.