If the protagonist of earthbound got married, it would have to be on a wednesday, because when would Ness get wed except on a wed-Ness-day?
@Felthry So, this going to segue into shipping?
@RecursiveRabbit No, it's just a pun.
@Felthry Booooooo
This pun is going to make me Wednesdie
@Felthry
booooooooo