random reminder that the GIFTS from the Avernum series are adorable
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re: spiders
they want to lather you with affection (and possibly some spiderweb) and maybe name one of their hundreds of offspring after you, though they might also name them Spider because that's such a great name, don't you think? everyone they know is named Spider--except you, of course. There's Spider, and Spider, and oh yeah Spider over there is nice, and would you like to meet Spider? Oh, you should also go see Spider, they're the one in charge around here if you need anything. They'd also love to meet you, it's rare they see two-legs who don't try to kill them or just run away.
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spiders
the GIFTS are Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders
they are full of childlike wonder at the world and everything in it, and they think that you're adorable
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