"We're pirates of the seven seas!"
"Which seven?"
"Well, let's see, there's the red sea, the dead sea, the carribbean sea, the yellow sea, the sea of tranquility, the aegean sea, aaaand the holy see. That makes seven! The let's see doesn't count."
"The sea of tranquility is on the *moon*!"
"Aye, and the holy see is a chair. But we pirate it all the same!"
-F
I made this joke before, but I lost the original post and it's too good to be lost to time.
-F