whenever i run into like a "it's a wacky mad inventor who's socially awkward and everyone makes jokes about it" character i can't laugh in good conscience because i'm the one with a 200MB folder of design sketches for fursona wing gloves including material and stitching patterns

in case you're wondering it's fleece-lined canvas with rubberized grip pads w/ concentric striations centered around the primary joint, with a heavy magnet midway down the secondary converts because attaching it with a strap across the bottom like most designs would chafe like a fucker

i just worry that people would think i'm not dead serious about caring about stupid shit

the contact pads are secured with IFI standard 5/32" truss rivets

you can thank me when you don't drop your favorite mug