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y’know, I was all like “I might do buttplug.io support as a laugh” but now I’ve realized that would mean I’d have to get a buttplug-compatible device to test on and the thought of finding a half-decent one exhausts me
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flipping through six years of consumer reports all like “damn, no recs in this issue either”
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getting banned from the nintendo power tip hotline for trying to get some official answers on which sex toys are compatible with the Switch
it was the question about whether or not they’d license me Labo for a cardboard build-your-own kit that got me blacklisted
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I hear people hook up vibes to FFXIV and stuff but man I’m just sitting here like… even if you can figure out a way to map game events to buzzing in an interesting way that actually adds something, I don’t wanna get lube all over my nice controller, thank you very much
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(all you need to know about me is that I’m perfectly fine with loudly talking about sex toy game dev but I’m embarrassed to admit that I play FFXIV with a controller (for accessibility reasons mostly))
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@gardevoir what's wrong with a controller, that's how we play it
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@gardevoir the only inefficiency is that it makes it a little harder to select a target
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@gardevoir Once I learned you can select your party members with up or down healing on controller stopped being scary to me. Maybe they just don't know that, but if the tank's dead, I don't have to move my eyes I just hit down, down, L2, L2+Up and the tank's not dead anymore.
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@Mareepy yeah, exactly
i wish there were a slightly more consistent way to select enemies not related to their physical world-space position, but, eh
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@gardevoir Yeah, I agree. If there were a horizontal enemy list I could pin to the screen I might use it. I think there might be a "Target what the tank's hitting" bind? I haven't dug around in binds for a while, though.
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@Mareepy yeah i bound "target the target of your target" to left-stick which is pretty close and pretty good
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@Felthry every time I admit to this, other people who play immediately go “the fuck do you MEAN you play healers on a controller”
idk they claim it’s like objectively less efficient but I have access to 32 skillbar slots with no more than two inputs, so I think they’re being ridiculous