walking into the lab, past all the sniveling nerd scientists looking at their little beakers or whatever

I erase everything on the blackboard and write "horsedog"

I gesture emphatically to the chalkboard in a "get on with it" way and walk out, being sure to shove one of the scientists out of the way

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