birdsite, musk's new legal trouble, trashpost +
The SEC ends up owning Twitter in some RICO clearing house bullshite pursuant to Musk's quarter of a trillion dollar lawsuit. The SEC looks around shiftily going "Hey uh... anyone want this?"
The FCC runs out of the room to avoid being the group Stuck With Twitter. CISA looks up from being on fire and shakes its head. The FBI springs forward and proclaims "Yes! Give it to us!"
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