Things I would waste a wish on:
Fall asleep leaning on a big fluffy fox, so big that it’s floof nearly engulfs me.

The monkey’s paw downside would either be the cost of fox food or ecological damage.
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@ziphi the fox only eats prime steaks professionally cooked by chefs with at least three michelin stars to their name
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@ziphi also they're huge so they need like, twenty of them a day
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