I don't know how to break this to dark souls fans, so I'll say it straight: There is no chosen undead. You've been scammed by the most evil head of a serpent of infinite necks. He just wants someone to sacrifice themselves to a system that benefits only the powerful, and he thought you looked credulous enough to buy it.

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@squirrellilly do people not understand this? this is literally the entire point of the story
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@Felthry Dark Souls's player base literally does not understand any part of the story, it strikes me speechless every single time. -z

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