*puts a label on the sun that says CAUTION: HOT*

@sydneyfalk Just convince someone to stick the label on Solar Probe Plus before it launches.

@Felthry

na na na

you're not thinking big enough

the kids want a label that can actually WITHSTAND THE SUN

and be visible when staring at it, a tiny vague ellipsoid moving a little bit one day a year

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@sydneyfalk look not even tungsten can withstand the surface of the sun, let alone its atmosphere

@Felthry

you're saying FACTS

this isn't about FACTS

it's about what the PEOPLE WANT

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