Funtime activity: Sticking metric prefixes on things that should under no circumstances have metric prefixes on them.
"Oh, it's about a megainch away, but it's worth the drive."
"Could you pick up a kiloteaspoon of milk when you go by the store?"
"allow to rise for one millimonth, then bake for 1.4 microcenturies."
@Terrana@tootplanet.space I think you would find this amusing.