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ok first things first im getting mad over pronouns even tho ive' not officially switched so im they/them now kthanks

drug shitpost 

Maslow's hierarchy of weed

IM RLY HILARIOUSLY PLEASED SOMEONE FAv'd MY KeYSMASH TOOT, THAnk YOU

"BMI" can mean either "body mass index" or "brain-machine interface"

A good way to remember this is, if you're using a BMI (interface) then being made of metal will badly skew your BMI (index) results

What equipment should improve your tactical abilities?

Tired: A banner or bandana or something warlike.
Wired: Earrings, to imply women are the expected leaders.
Inspired: Earrings, to help undo the arbitrary gendering of clothing and change player perception of what leadership means and how they think of earrings.
Hired: Earrings because they're cute.

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idk if keyboardsmashing is SUPPOSEd to be used on social media, but HECK IF I WON't DO IT

gender, attention (+) 

LMAO IM SO IMPATIENT CAUSE TWO SECOND S LATER IM BEING RESPONDED TO AND FrIEND IS TALKIN THrU IT AND HELping

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gender, attention (-) 

i need to stop having my gender feels so late at night when no one's around to listen n validate me and i end up feeling like im messin up

i laughed out loud at this it's such a good little snapshot of history

uspol 

i like that im learning the news with "yeehaw"'s n shit as opposed to the typical lukewarm takes

i've made a mistake of committing too hard to the solstice grind in destiny 2 that now my default activity is "play destiny 2" and im both going to burn myself out of the game so hard and be unable to settle n play other games, oops

ive just woke up and easily the most interesting thing i've dreamt abt is this phenomenon i imagined of there being an endless baseball game out in a field populated by Long-legged children that simultaneously attracts n terrifies other more proportional children who've never heard of what baseball is

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