muad’dib: buddy they don’t even let me fuck the spice

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@garbados once a tour guide was taking us through a 1600s house that had an original rug and chairs in it, and the guide said “do t step on the rug and definitely don’t sit in the chairs. They won’t even let me sit in them” and I nearly died laughing to a joke in my head no one else understood

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