if there is such a thing, hit me up with your favourite intrusion detection/prevention shit?

@Fuego i kinda figured that was gonna be at least one answer but

supposing i gotta? (which i absolutely do)

@bea Really you're just adding another worthless attack surface to your network

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@bea oh hey btw, did you know products PAY gartner to get to the magic quadrant? Same way you PAY gartner to learn whats in the magic quadrant?

There's no real evaluation. You pay for consulting and the consultants tell you what special words they want to see in your sales briefs then they pick based on who said the most magic words.

@Fuego yeah...

i probably can't say more here but

yeah

@bea *does the 'All infosec products are bullshit' dance*

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