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I’m 80% done but if someone could just kill me instead that’d be great.

You know how sometimes you make a big big mistake and you’re like “well fuck, there’s no way out but through”

Well it’s 95 degrees, and I decided it’d be a good night to wax my pussy.

If you ain’t antifa then you’re profa. No nuance there.

Today I’m up early to catch a plane because I had to go on a sudden business trip from my business trip.

Hideo Kojima is very upset that Q stole the plot for MGS6

Straight people endlessly make creepy music.

@Antifreeze for a second I was like “YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF THE SUN???”

@masklayer how fucking nuts is it to look back and remember your parents being like “YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM HAVING THIS INAPPROPRIATELY GENDERED OBJECT DUE TO COLORS”

Rape 

When brock turner’s attorney dies I hope they write “sexual outercourse” on his tombstone.

I totally forgot how to get to our office in the maze of crystal city and no one else is awake >.>

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