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re: tech dystopia 

@typhlosion I literally cant even capitalism right now...

tech dystopia 

"hmm, the open office thing we're doing to save money is causing focus problems, what's the solution"
"put the cubicles back?"
"don't work employees for 8+ hour days?"
"horse blinders but for people?"
"YES. HORSE BLINDERS. joe i always knew you were the ideas guy around here"

techcrunch.com/2018/10/17/open

I love it when a really rich client calls and wants to know my rate

And then says my rate should be half what I said

And then says I will never get customers at that rate

Step 4 is they pay

STAY STRONG my friends

@Fuego for a short while at least you had one of those cool cars with the flames on the side

and the front, and also inside and on top

@MokiAwa whoa are you in Massachusetts? I’m in western ma :)

@Litchi either that or the Russians have finally made their move...

@Antifreeze I'm not sure there's enough car left to determine a root cause haha

@ddipaola fine. Not shook up. Just now saddled with bills and work to do. Husbands passport burned in the car too.

@PaulFerence everyone is okay, thanks. We’re just super annoyed.

My gym posts workouts on fucking Facebook so every day I just stand here and wait for someone else to show up so I can ask what the workout is. It’s fucking awful.

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