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Vote (threats of violence) 

If you can vote and you don’t vote I will come beat you with rattan sticks.

If you @ me with some bullshit I’m using rebar.

@Tanuki @ddipaola my pro is on fire when I play DQXI so I set up a trash solution

I had enough left over vacation days to take off the entirety of Yule this year and I am so excited about this!!

Feeding this lamen to my sister in law so she’ll have a baby that isn’t a cop.

My nephew is 3 y’all. This shit is on my sister.

Cool. My nephews Halloween costume is a fucking cop.

@ddipaola @jorty@fedi.jort.space @dr1ft@cathoderay.tube I’ll allocate your registers for you.

@Lanceleoghauni as a whorehound who frequently suffers from sore throats I anxiously await these.

re: Guns 

@orrery I think @acetone_kitten is your range instructor ;)

Guns 

I’m inordinately proud that my random frustrated awoo caused a trans furry communist militia to form in Seattle. :)

@Antifreeze I did in fact do some searching to see if I could have a custom cap made in the font ;)

I need like a baseball cap that says “migrant caravan” in like Milwaukee Brewers style cursive

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