Hypnadogic Pup @Fuego@awoo.space

Yule was amazing. I feel great. Totally recharged. Energetic, engaged, excited, ready to do work, horny AF. Alive.

Wellbutrin was a good idea. Heading back to jiu jitsu was a good idea. Ready to fuck and destroy, all 2019 long.

I am a sexy bitch.

@orrery how I patiently wait for federal legalization

Man, sometimes I get bitter.

@abe_e_seedy sending you good thoughts. Make yourself an escape plan if you feel like you need to. Nothing wrong with that.

Nope nope nope nope

Yule achievement: eat so much garbage in 12 days that your boobs grow so much that your partner brings it up. Twice.

Can you die of introversion?

In our study of 16 cis white males between the ages of 18 and 24 we have concluded that everyone on earth is white males between the ages of 18 and 24.

@alstor@snouts.online told you; memes are not cool anymore

Brb joining sea shepherd.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/world/japan-to-leave-international-whaling-commission-resume-commercial-hunt/2018/12/26/2c32fb20-08c9-11e9-892d-3373d7422f60_story.html

@orrery Connors mother was once laid low by paprika.

Wonders never cease.

@pzmyers@octodon.social #1

@Tanuki our secret and ineffable lord; one star in the company of stars of whose fire all men are created and to which they shall return, sole vice regent of the sun upon the earth

🌞

@Antifreeze I wouldn’t want a lesser person in that position though...

My relatives so white we made a ginger spice cake and it was too spicy for them.

This is my niece Ripley. Yes, she is named after Ellen Ripley. Yes, I have already started a power work loader fund for when she grows up.

@Tanuki I think Athena was born out of a head and Mithras was born out of a stone and Venus was born out of sea foam and um... I’m sure some god was born out of a vagina at some point. Krishna?

He’s probably talking about Mithras. His birthday is December 25.