Hypnadogic Pup @Fuego@awoo.space

@shel okay yeah pvc ;) its pretty easy to work with and light. Might be expensive tho

@shel do they mean... PVC?

@pzmyers@octodon.social hahaha are you fooling me with your blog??

@pzmyers@octodon.social remember that time i acted surprised that you were such a good dude and also an outspoken atheist and you were confused about it?

Uhhg. Couples on tinder looking for a unicorn always do this creepy as fuck thing where they pose the woman in like porn star poses in like 5 shots and you only get like one picture of the dude’s bare torso and nothing else.

Where do people meet girlfriends in 2018?

@raccoon some kind of creepy puppet iirc???

Im never changing a clock again. This was the last time. Im staying in sunlight exists time forever.

@smallesttiger like she’s monogamous

Now taking applications for new girlfriend

I had a dream a cute girl asked me out. I should probably find a girlfriend

@Tanuki gluten thing?

Just hit the east side of pasture number 3 on mission tryin find all my missing sheep

Seen a flock on the hill aint no need to tweak all you sheeps know whats up with this collie

@Litchi i wasn’t sure how this journey was going to end but you never disappoint <3

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social I mean its just jim beam based office stress relief ;)

Whiskey Friday is good in that I don't have to really do a lot of work, but hard in that I don't like how I feel when I day drink @.@

@typhlosion its not like I haven't been teaching it for 15 years now

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social @typhlosion or if you want to be good and exploit buffer overflows