Hypnadogic Pup @Fuego@awoo.space

@Tanuki our secret and ineffable lord; one star in the company of stars of whose fire all men are created and to which they shall return, sole vice regent of the sun upon the earth

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@Antifreeze I wouldn’t want a lesser person in that position though...

My relatives so white we made a ginger spice cake and it was too spicy for them.

This is my niece Ripley. Yes, she is named after Ellen Ripley. Yes, I have already started a power work loader fund for when she grows up.

@Tanuki I think Athena was born out of a head and Mithras was born out of a stone and Venus was born out of sea foam and um... I’m sure some god was born out of a vagina at some point. Krishna?

He’s probably talking about Mithras. His birthday is December 25.

@danielcassidy legit brutal.

@regnskog@octodon.social @Gargron the daddest of actions.

@aggrobadger he rolled in dirt.

Memes have crossed over and are no longer cool. If you spend time somewhere on the internet where people do memes that get big you aren’t a cool person.

It happened this year I think. Maybe last year? Hard to say exactly.

Slow WiFi is the new low water pressure in the shower of going home for the holidays.

@aggrobadger

@argp I will. But only if it’s in reasonably wide use commercially currently.

@ddipaola I bet your parents are an mvc2 crowd.

Yo mom yelling “ITS MAHVEL BAYBEEE”

@daylight he’s monogamous with enkidu

@Ratttz when they suppress votes, when they pack courts, or gerrymander the laaaaaand

I simply remember my favorite things and then I don’t feel so bad

@orrery for sure. I’m just saying that “skepticism” is an extreme epistemological claim and modern “skeptics” have nothing to do with actual skepticism at all.

Basically they’re really shitty intellectuals.

@orrery ...whereas a real skeptic would say “we can’t possibly know anything at all” 100% of the time!