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Random thought: YouTube “skeptics” are literally the opposite of actual skeptics.

Actual skeptics are much closer to the post modernist ideas YouTube skeptics hate...

Wtf yo.

How to train your boomer. 

Always train your baby boomers like you train your dogs, people. Be consistent. Be direct. Make sure there are consequences and rewards. By the book.

Boomers are opportunistic. They’ll take literally everything you let them take.

re: Transphobia, Frustration 

@PaulaBraydi@snouts.online use exponential back off on your mom. First bad pronoun, 1 week silence, second bad pronoun, 2 week silence. Then 4. Then 8. Then 16.

Tell her why. Then block her number. Unblock after the period ends. Call her up and say hello.

western medicine 

doctors are kind of shit.

If someone comes in with a problem and you do a test and it finds nothing, you fucked up. The person isn’t lying.

fox8.com/2018/12/21/a-growing-

millenials are killing 

they're killing starter homes. diamonds. the very idea of some things. they have found new and profound forms of killing, invoked forgotten and banished forces to acquire power no creature should hold, and deployed it against innocents such as canned tuna. those monsters.

It’s yule but some farm stuff still has to happen.

Solution: we need a Yule goy.

Any good Protestants want to come and feed the animals and cook our meals and press the buttons on elevators for us?

It’s yule motherfuckers! Nothing counts! Do whatever! Eat 10 pizzas! Kill your parents! Yule!!!!

@masklayer whomst among us does not enjoy a doctored pepper?

Spoilers for wiccans 

“So mote it be” is Masonic, by way of the Rosicrucians, to Gardner.

Just heard someone was recently disillusioned that Wicca wasn’t actually the billion year old lady religion llwyelln books say it is. I was like o.o

Like it’s a legit representation of western esotericism with a legit flavor of its own but it’s from the 1940s yo.

@angrboda I am very happy that I started at a new school in my team that is in the queer college town and everyone is super chill and gay and nice. It’s a very different experience to rolling with a pile of 22 year old bro wrestlers

Uhhhggg when did BJJ people get on that jordan peterson cryptonazi bullshit...

I bet its joe rogan's fault somehow...

re: Drug mention, :gay_weed: I guess (–) 

@alstor@snouts.online what did it used to do for you? I'm about to try it for pain relief / getting to sleep when in pain

thought: nearly every mario game involves bowser kidnapping a beautiful woman, resulting in a (presumably politically charged) conflict in which mario (sometimes alongside an ensemble cast of other warriors) infiltrates bowser's turf to get her back

proposal: you could make a case for almost any mario game being the Super Mario Iliad

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