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Who would have thought, 20 years ago, that it'd be more psychically and socially healthy to go to bars than to be on the internet?

When you ride with Facebook, you ride with Putin.

Today was a total fuck and I was losing my ever loving mind so I went and ate an entire pizza by myself.

Uspol 

Can’t wait for president sanders to declare a national emergency to fund Medicare for all.

The vast majority of computation on the planet is fuzzing the human brain for exploits to turn us all into addicted obsessive categorized click machines so we can be sold to the market for the benefit of 10 people.

Don’t fuckin tell me exploiting computers is bad.

If ur having cache coherency problems I feel bad for u son

I am also having those.

Anyone looking for pentesting work? We need to hire some full time, non contract, with benefits people!

re: angry tech/climate take 

@IrisKalmia they probably don’t need like a space ship. We can just fire them from a large cannon.

re: angry tech/climate take 

@IrisKalmia maybe we could shoot them off to go live in the sun

re: angry tech/climate take 

@IrisKalmia honesty I think launching the super rich into space to live on a rock with no resources of its own is a fabulous idea.

re: Why do witches do ritual at midnight? 

@orrery yeah - an angel tries to hit us and we burst into butterflies and everything slows down :)

Why do witches do ritual at midnight? 

Because that's when the 8 o'clock ritual begins.

I can’t wait to watch these tech douche fucks starve on a desert island.

I did like 5 hours of chores this morning so I’m spending the rest of the day under a heated blanket watching that fire festival documentary and playing phantasy star

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