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Also “are you sure?” Is a question that makes me want to bite someone on the fucking face. Yeah. I’m fucking sure about how I feel at any given moment.

This is the world’s goddamned favorite question when I’m 2 interactions short of a meltdown.

I have like 8 social outing spoons tops. So I go to outings (picnic, beach) with everything I need carry-able by myself in one trip easily so I can fuck off quickly when I need to.

So of course people who bring their entire fucking set of worldly possessions want me to carry half their shit to the other end of the earth for them.

I need a script for some serious sedatives so I don’t cry in public.

I cannot handle people yelling in public.

Today is complete shit.

@cpi “Jordan Peterson is a stupid person’s smart person. “ — a commenter

I blew that dude’s fucking mind.

Streamer: boobs make everything better. Just like imagine if like sheep had boobs. Wouldn’t that be great.

Me: dude. Sheep have boobs. All mammals have boobs.

@angrboda it’s great :D

@Tanuki actually though you look like Gordon Freeman, and come off as really cool

What terrible thing happened to the brains of people that like daytime talk shows?

The song with the most magickal power is clearly Seven Seas of Rhye.

@Antifreeze shocker

TIL that bio shock infinite’s Zachary Comstock is based on real life person Anthony Comstock and the setting Columbia is based on the world Colombian exposition (Chicago worlds fair) where he tried to have the belly dancers deported.

Dude bragged of getting 4,000 obscenity convictions and 15 suicides as a volunteer mail worker where he basically just read peoples mail all day.

@shaderphantom it’s the best because patched chrome bugs will always be exploitable on it for weeks after the chrome bugs are public lollllllll

@Nurbs it’s incredible

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