Hypnadogic Pup @Fuego@awoo.space
Mixie trash
- she / her -
Joined Apr 2017
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https://digiconomist.net/bitcoin-energy-consumption
As of today, #Bitcoin uses more energy than the country of Peru and a little less than Hong Kong.
And most of the network is powered by Chinese coal plants.
<— actual image of a BTC
In our study of 16 cis white males between the ages of 18 and 24 we have concluded that everyone on earth is white males between the ages of 18 and 24.
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My relatives so white we made a ginger spice cake and it was too spicy for them.
This is my niece Ripley. Yes, she is named after Ellen Ripley. Yes, I have already started a power work loader fund for when she grows up.
Memes have crossed over and are no longer cool. If you spend time somewhere on the internet where people do memes that get big you aren’t a cool person.
It happened this year I think. Maybe last year? Hard to say exactly.
Slow WiFi is the new low water pressure in the shower of going home for the holidays.
Random thought: YouTube “skeptics” are literally the opposite of actual skeptics.
Actual skeptics are much closer to the post modernist ideas YouTube skeptics hate...
Wtf yo.
How to train your boomer.
Always train your baby boomers like you train your dogs, people. Be consistent. Be direct. Make sure there are consequences and rewards. By the book.
Boomers are opportunistic. They’ll take literally everything you let them take.
western medicine
doctors are kind of shit.
If someone comes in with a problem and you do a test and it finds nothing, you fucked up. The person isn’t lying.
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millenials are killing
they're killing starter homes. diamonds. the very idea of some things. they have found new and profound forms of killing, invoked forgotten and banished forces to acquire power no creature should hold, and deployed it against innocents such as canned tuna. those monsters.
It’s yule but some farm stuff still has to happen.
Solution: we need a Yule goy.
Any good Protestants want to come and feed the animals and cook our meals and press the buttons on elevators for us?
It’s yule motherfuckers! Nothing counts! Do whatever! Eat 10 pizzas! Kill your parents! Yule!!!!
Spoilers for wiccans
“So mote it be” is Masonic, by way of the Rosicrucians, to Gardner.
Just heard someone was recently disillusioned that Wicca wasn’t actually the billion year old lady religion llwyelln books say it is. I was like o.o
Like it’s a legit representation of western esotericism with a legit flavor of its own but it’s from the 1940s yo.
Uhhhggg when did BJJ people get on that jordan peterson cryptonazi bullshit...
I bet its joe rogan's fault somehow...
We just donated 30 computers to these peeps :)
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thought: nearly every mario game involves bowser kidnapping a beautiful woman, resulting in a (presumably politically charged) conflict in which mario (sometimes alongside an ensemble cast of other warriors) infiltrates bowser's turf to get her back
proposal: you could make a case for almost any mario game being the Super Mario Iliad
What gender are shortbread cookies?
The worst part of fighting on the regular is that I hurt too much to get good sleep the night of.
If I could get through that I could actually heal.
Mixie trash
- she / her -
Joined Apr 2017
