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Hello, yes, hi, I am a 36 year old adult professional and braiding my hair all cute still makes me feel like a rainbow glitter unicorn exploded in my heart

We're all so fucked up and weird and I love it <3

I'm pretty sure pleroma is a kind of cancer?

WTB hot older dominant woman, smarter than me, a little emotionally sadistic PST

Some Bowie love 

Oh no, love, you're not alone
You're watching yourself, but you're too unfair
You got your head all tangled up, but if I could only make you care
Oh no, love, you're not alone
No matter what or who you've been
No matter when or where you've seen
All the knives seem to lacerate your brain
I've had my share, I'll help you with the pain
You're not alone

what pulp novelist wrote my life... 

I was trying to get to know someone new online, and talking about my life I was like, "I sound like a fucking liar".

But actually my life is just insane... And I can't even mention the most insane parts??!

Vial 5 - a terrible sex game for making bad decisions 

Player 1 proposes a terrible, embarrassing permanent choice that kiiiiind of turns on player 2 sometimes. . (Embarrassing tattoo, piercing, hrt for x months, boob job, etc)

Player1 then teases, touches, edges, fucks, etc player 2 in an attempt to get them to agree in a fit of orgasm denial.

If player 2 agrees in this hazy state, they must follow through.

Bonus points if player 1 has the means at their disposal on the spot.

Trade roles.

I'm restlessssss - my body be like "Where's all that sugar you've been feeding me the past 12 days??!"

It's gone. In fact you are getting nothing at all soon. Enjoy your pain, cells!

Is there like a word for "bittersweet if-only nostalgia" like the kind that makes you cry a little but you just want to keep experiencing it?

Like for the way you /wish/ something was. Not the way it actually was.

Hottest phrase in all of TF:

"What have I done"

2018 was the year I concluded that any system whose purpose is to measure, capture, and monetize human attention is immoral and inevitably leads to the erosion of the commons and society itself. In 2019 I'm committed to helping dismantle these systems by all possible means.
Concretely this means supporting nonprofit alternatives like mastodon, blocking all ad tracking (sorry, people whose livelihoods have been captured by that industry), and doing whatever most damages the attention industry.

re: Sex magick, ritual prep 

By the time the 19th comes around my analytical brain has to be so fucked up that it’s useless. Therefore, edging.

Gotta be hungry for input. Lol.

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Sex magick, ritual prep 

Jan 19 is our minerval initiation, so because I suck at like being magically receptive I’m going to do a week of intensive prep. One way I CAN be receptive to other head spaces is when I’m like really really intensely shaking with desire for sex. So here’s the plan:

- liber Resh vel Helios 4x per day
- Lesser invoking ritual of the pentagram in the am
- full Ramadan style fast; one meal per day
- 1 hr meditation in asana
- 50 uchikomi
- at least 3x10min edging a day
- star ruby banishing before sleep

Teasing is welcome for the week preceding the 19th :)

TMI new year feels (+) 

Yule was amazing. I feel great. Totally recharged. Energetic, engaged, excited, ready to do work, horny AF. Alive.

Wellbutrin was a good idea. Heading back to jiu jitsu was a good idea. Ready to fuck and destroy, all 2019 long.

I am a sexy bitch.

Bubes talk 

Yule achievement: eat so much garbage in 12 days that your boobs grow so much that your partner brings it up. Twice.

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