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Today was a total fuck and I was losing my ever loving mind so I went and ate an entire pizza by myself.

Uspol 

Can’t wait for president sanders to declare a national emergency to fund Medicare for all.

The vast majority of computation on the planet is fuzzing the human brain for exploits to turn us all into addicted obsessive categorized click machines so we can be sold to the market for the benefit of 10 people.

Don’t fuckin tell me exploiting computers is bad.

If ur having cache coherency problems I feel bad for u son

I am also having those.

Anyone looking for pentesting work? We need to hire some full time, non contract, with benefits people!

Why do witches do ritual at midnight? 

Because that's when the 8 o'clock ritual begins.

I can’t wait to watch these tech douche fucks starve on a desert island.

I did like 5 hours of chores this morning so I’m spending the rest of the day under a heated blanket watching that fire festival documentary and playing phantasy star

Kernel dev pro-tip 

Perniciously, if you bluescreen a VMWare virtual machine enough times / just in the right way, reverting to a snapshot will no longer help you because the base image is corrupted.

This is infuriating and happens to me about once per 6 months of intense kernel dev, and has happened for the past decade on all versions.

tldr; if your snapshot suddenly doesn't act the way it did the las 1000 times you reverted to it, just rebuild the whole VM from scratch or fall into the pit of insanity.

I am experiencing extreme frustration at this moment.

Simon & Garfunkel Hot take 

Scarborough Fair / Canticle is a war magick song.

Fight me.

Just live with it. Know it’s a lie. Let it die instead of killing you. Then you win. There’s nothing you can’t do. Don’t let your own brain kill you en route.

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Once you really feel the reality that the anxiety is what gets you killed you feel it start and you breathe it out and you chill and it makes the person trying to kill you go kind of insane.

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The best thing I learned from jiu jitsu was how to not freak out. You pretty much have to just live through panic attacks and anxiety until you realize that’s what kills you and just let it go.

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