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Every year I come to cape cod I surf with slick jack. The other seals are kinda localist but he's a cool guy and always comes to hang with me.

It's kinda bullshit though. I've been coming here for 20 years and they showed up like 4 years ago with the sharks when it got warm.

This year they took over a little cove I liked :/

Every year I come to cape cod I surf with slick jack. The other seals are kinda localist but he's a cool guy and always comes to hang with me.

Username: my furry jaguar name

Display: hypnagogic pop corruption.

That last awoo courtesy of trying to buy time in the bathroom before I have to walk by myself through this bar as though I still have coordination.

I had one single drink at this bar and I am annihilated. So much so that I spent 5 min trying to spell annihilated and then realized it is literally to become nihil. Nothing lebowski. Must be exhausting.

Old lesbian holding a neon running shoe: is this a men's shoe or a women's shoe?

Me, thinking: anyone can fuck this shoe if they want

Take a song from 5 years ago, remove dirty bass wobble, add trap high hat roll, ship it!

That tri-Slosher is some bullshit, let me tell you. I've been using it all night. I'm afraid to keep using it because when it gets nerfed I'll be out of practice aiming...

@Fuego don't forget:
4) Be a good dog and catch the frisbee in your muzzle

Old inkling song:

Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and surf and splat

I am going to cape cod for the next week where I will 1) be surfing every day as long as I can 2) be drunk every second I'm not surfing 3) be splatting while I'm drinking

"cultural marxist" 

What the eff does that even mean?

You wanna seize the means of culture?

You study cultural class struggles?

I don't get it at all.

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