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When I quit my job to become a future funk producer, my name will be "Moe Bullshit"

saddest shit ever, crying 

There was an old woman with dementia who used to walk around town with a cart with her cat in a cat carrier.

She was hit by a car and died last week.

In the paper I learned someone had stolen her cat about 2 months ago. Like I get you thought you were giving the cat a batter life but you devastated an old woman who had exactly 1 friend in the world. GG

I'm like crying while I type this I want to punch that person in their fucking face.

acab 

My parents next door neighbor is a cop who wears confederate flags constantly. They live in fuckin massachusetts. He was just caught stealing $18k from the evidence locker.

They put him on paid leave.

computers suck 

Just get out there and write node.php so we can get this race to the bottom over more quickly - we want the most unreliable, least debuggable and least powerful possible toolset on which to build the future

our generation are the techboomers! fuck our children as hard as possible!

tech 

The greatest trick the devil played was convincing the world all desktop programs should be js in electron and all servers should be js in node

No gods, no masters in the streets
Oh god, yes Master in the sheets

A fucking cop hit on me on Reddit and I am trying to think of a suitably terrible thing to say to him

Because of surgery this summer has been a total bust. I'm finally good but all I've done is play video games in the house. No surfing (just once) no skateboarding at all. Maybe this fall I can get some skating in?

The girls at this coffee shop are too cute. Send help.

cis people shut up 

Despite being a bit larger, I have to work twice as hard and eat completely clean, and get 10 hours of sleep a night to come anywhere near the top cis women in gyms I go to, and I've never been the top. I've been to the crossfit games semi finals twice and got completely fucked up by smaller cis women both times and I was doing 2 work outs a day, 3 on 1 off at the time.

Please just stop being ignorant, cis people.

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cis people shut up 

There's this idea that trans women athletes would trounce cis women athletes and it's complete and total bullshit. Post op trans women have like a quarter the T of cis women on average, less recovery, and have necessarily have had huge periods of detraining in their lives.

We're doing an escape room tonight and I'm all panicked like "how do I do puzzles without my SMT solver??!"

I have def outsourced a part of my brain to python + z3 and if I ever get a head chip all I want is vim and python and z3 and an image processing library.

A ska band I used to go see from CT just put out a new album... 20 years since the last one hahaha

Maybe I'll go to a show? :)

A friend of mine (who's not on mastodon, hence my post) is struggling to make ends meet rn and could really use some financial support. I don't know how best to make their case for them so im hoping that y'all read the linked tumblr post and understand? idk how best to do this whoops

boosts are very much appreciated! thank you for taking the time to read this.

twee-lil-lass.tumblr.com/post/

Splatoon 2 is just nothing but pro trans posts tonight :)

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