Hypnadogic Pup @Fuego@awoo.space

Cisco just asked me to keynote their conference in june... I have no idea what I'm gonna talk about but they are renting out all of harry potter world so I said yes.

Our new calendar caption says these girls are in love. So cow ai

It should be legal to kill someone for having their cell phone sounds turned on.

I did not bring noise cancelling headphones because I thought that would be rude and I regret that with all my being.

Like I don’t want to be a hermit and hide from every family event but for fucks sake I am so over stimulated this is just like completely miserable and exhausting

There are like 20 adults 2 infants and 400 Boston terriers in a space the size of my living room and they’re all yelling and I need like a Valium real bad....

Hair of the dog

My mother:

I need a slightly older dominant femme girlfriend that will treat me like a pet dog

Is that so much to ask??

Hi hormones.

Aikido tests went well and I’m not too beat (or I don’t hurt yet) but apparently senseis both thought they’d already given me a rank higher than I have like several years ago haha

Rank is bullshit.

Its gray. I have a lot of work to do then I have to go be uke for a bunch of aikido tests tonight but my hip impingement is real bad and I’m tired and hungry and I just want to play persona and huddle up.

Help.

Or maybe this:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/574275978/nintendo-super-mario-bros-video-game?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=nintendo%20clutch&ref=sr_gallery-1-35

do want:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Nintendo-Official-Genuine-Cosplay-Hinged-Style-Wallet-NEW/371683642584?epid=1100009903&hash=item568a124cd8:m:mvmYoi6iZlz9CecZHWKmCVQ

Wish I could have long nails again but my hobbies make that unpossible

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