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Pol death furry. This is an intense post 

The only good nazi is a dead nazi. Good fucking riddance to Goldman Zoltan and fuck anyone that says “he never did anything bad to me”

Have some fucking morals you furry trash. Put whats right before your dicks for once.

This anime is better than host club. I want to live in this anime.

The anime ‘citrus’ on crunchyroll is exactly what i need to make it through this lack of going to FE.

Omg my hips hurt and I don't have a chiro appointment until the 29th...

In my old age I my hobby will be torrenting the brains of venture capitalists and dropping them into dark souls.

transhumanism, death 

Well there you go, transfurries...

technologyreview.com/s/610456/

In the immortal word's of Time Rice's Jesus Christ, in order to conquer death, you only have to die

Me, looking for a pranayama class: "NO I DONT WANT WAVE MY BODY AROUND WEIRDLY I WANT TO SIT IN ONE STRANGE POSITION FOR AN HOUR BREATHING THROUGH ONE NOSTRIL AT A TIME!!! GODDAMNIT AMERICA!"

Uhhg. Couples on tinder looking for a unicorn always do this creepy as fuck thing where they pose the woman in like porn star poses in like 5 shots and you only get like one picture of the dude’s bare torso and nothing else.

Im never changing a clock again. This was the last time. Im staying in sunlight exists time forever.

Now taking applications for new girlfriend

I had a dream a cute girl asked me out. I should probably find a girlfriend

Just hit the east side of pasture number 3 on mission tryin find all my missing sheep

Seen a flock on the hill aint no need to tweak all you sheeps know whats up with this collie

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