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elden ring dlc nonsense, unmarked major spoilers herein
Honestly, vibing with the DLC a lot better than the base game. The writing is simultaneously unhinged and memorable.
The back half of it is like a Hideo Kojima shitpost, with angry Scotsmen yelling at the top of their lungs about how much the gods fucked up before smiting them to the ground with your help.
I stuck down the lesser god of finger mpreg, then found a place where free range fingers live in happiness as they and their children roam the plains in packs. Then fought Ganon.
If this is where the writers stopped caring and just decided to go full ham on bringing their worst ideas to life, more of this, please.
