Discovered that there's a Wings of Fire mod for Dwarf Fortress. Decided to try it to see what absolute disasters it would generate, and heck, it did not disappoint.
Shoutout to Dreadbeard the seawing and his disaster of a battle polycule. Absolute legends.
@Goldkin "disaster battle polycule" makes me so happy
Also an icewing named Brauby the Seven-headed Scream is notable in that they'd also make an excellent metal band cover.