Goldkin @Goldkin@awoo.space

@roguecnidarian Tbh: if this is the headfake companies convince themselves into, instead of actually hoovering up and stealing monstrous amounts of user data to back these claims: that might be better somehow?

Laziness in ad copy saving us all would be a hell of a thing.

@mawr Anyway, my plan is to live long enough to see them tried in the Hague just like Duterte is right now.

@mawr IMO: nah.

Shit's bad. But there's a benefit to the most brazenly stupid fascists being the ones with wealth and power instead of the more competent ones. And that's that they're single points of failure, bad at securing their gains, and more about smash-and-grabs than building their power to last.

That said: hoo boy this still sucks.

Awhile back, I vaguely recall a friend (@mawr, I think?) saying they were glad Google+ hadn't succeeded. Because Google would be much more competently evil with that data than Twitter was.

Anyway, I think about that a lot now.

No, Gemini, I do not want you to read and write my emails for me. My crippling anxiety over being precise in what I send will not be improved by you pretending you know what you're talking about.

Also, I still remember the mic drop thing.

@Aether @DarkOverord Part of the joy for me in this one was also going, "okay, I'm not going to spend any money on this other than a $5-10 minimum to ensure they don't wipe my account in 6mo. What can I do with the worst cards that I get during the first hit free period to completely slay the single player and in tourney events?"

I am... not their normal audience.

@Aether @DarkOverord I know the monetization angle on modern TCGs is all "chase the high value and synergy cards", but I want to use the commons and build the trashiest decks to play against each other or in a draft cube.

It's what I enjoy doing with MtG cards too, to no surprise.

@Aether @DarkOverord Oh it's _totally_ gacha hell, they're just doing payment processing right now. I enjoyed it for a bit, but put it down for now.

That said: I want to see the format they developed for it succeed. First to 3 points and simple, legible card effects that play well. I think it would play very well over the table if they print the special versions they introduced for Pocket as real cards.

@DarkOverord Same. I was pretty active on it early on, until DeNa burned me on their monetization being arbitrary and hella insecure.

DeNa got better at the mobile thing since then (going by TCG Pocket, anyway?), but that kind of whimsy was what made Miitomo (and the Wii generation in general) so neat.

https://bsky.app/profile/cythrin.bsky.social/post/3lk33qrj2f22z

Tbh, I miss Miitomo. That whole era of inventiveness, innocence, and shitposting felt so genuine.

I'd say I miss Miiverse and Swapnote too, but those were revived via Homebrew! And tbh, they're just as great as they were when Nintendo ran the service.

Idk if folks feel strongly about card spoilers being tagged or hidden, but this seemed worth sharing.

Ah, but who among us is not a

Literally the one saving grace in all of this is these assholes are neither attentive nor detail-oriented. And I won't split hairs, it's going to be pretty fucking bad with just that part.

But it's also incredibly brittle, and I think we have a good chance at seeing this fly apart. The aftermath will take a lot longer, but right now the focus is just getting there.

My purpose of sharing this, in any event, is to give framing to the chaos, so we can understand how to live through it.

And I'd say:

1. If you can avoid it, absolutely do not fly into the US. The trafficking bit is only just starting, and it's gonna be bad.

2. Don't underestimate the courts because "lol, nothing matters". Watch how those play out.

3. Expect a lot of scattershot power grabs and factional in-fighting, with opportunity to turn these assholes against each other.

The thing is, there's a reason why even nominally authoritarian regimes put up even a pretense of lawfulness and legitimacy: it keeps people in line. These fuckwits can't be bothered, and they're trying to speedrun fascism to get us right to what they think are the good parts (for them).

I... okay, I don't want to come out and say that it won't work because I don't have that kind of crystal ball. But history says this does not work out well for the sovereigns when they try this.

Put in that framing, it makes sense to push for a government that tries to act as extrajudicially as possible, seeing people at the border not just as business, but as a business opportunity. For them. To traffick for cash.

Scary as hell, I know. But it also means they need to operate outside of the context of the law for this all to work. Expose these fuckwits to sunlight and they scatter, claiming no sovereign or authority.

We're seeing this with "DOGE", too.

What we're seeing is a full court press of fascism here in the US, but understanding it through that lens is still missing what's happening. This isn't an organized fascist putsch, it's one haphazardly falling together from parties trading favors with each other and stumbling over each other in the process.

It's a smoke-filled room full of evil people, trading their worst ideas, with the terrible impunity only wealth and sovereignty buys you. In other words: Epstein Island.