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fft: war of the lions, minimal spoilers 

Picking up my old iOS copy and, it actually got better with age.

Back when I ran this on its original build, I meticulously moved all of my units. Spent literal days grinding and micromanaging my party.

Now? I’ve learned how the AI works, and I’m building a party to see how far I can take autoplay.

Under manual control, everyone was a healer with Raise. Under AI control, everyone is instead a DPS, with the ability to end encounters in under three rounds.

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Having games on the Xerox Alto (holy cow, I got to play about on an Xerox Alto---what a beautiful high-res screen and text for 1973!) seems like a waste when I could be doing WYSIWYG DTP on hardware a decade older than me.

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Finally found a solution to intermittent connectivity loss with Bluetooth pointing devices in Mac OS X 

And it was as simple as unchecking the "Allow Handoff between this Mac and your iCloud devices" checkbox in the "General" tab in System Preferences.

I've been so frustrated by this bug for literal years and now it's just gone and my computering life is so much better!

Sharing this here in hopes of making other days better, too. ❤️

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The most important lesson we can learn from Ghost in the Shell is to turn off your unused interfaces.

There's no reason to accept unexpected ad-hoc radio connections, parse every piece of barcode encoded data on your field of vision or process every audio data burst within earshot. That will get your cyberbrain hijacked.

An organized cyborg is a safe cyborg.

archiving history, uspol 

A habit I’ve gotten into the past three years: whenever a major development happens, I buy the local papers and put them in my fire safe.

Mostly so, when my niece and nephew ask us what these times were like in 10-20 years, I can pull the stack back out of the safe.

mario kart tour (+/-), capitalism 

I applaud their creativity in being evil (read: I don’t), but I think I’ll stick to Distance and learning how to go fast in games that don’t directly convert my time into profit.

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mario kart tour (+/-) 

+: Mario Kart Tour is an actually good racing game that I could keep playing for awhile. They converted it to mobile format surprisingly well, and it’s responsive and fun to play.

-: But it capitalizes on my skill at the game to push other players to spend gobs of real money, and I’m _really_ uncomfortable with that?

🍎🕊🦇🐿 

For folks asking about bats here: we do have a healthy bat population nearby, but I’m not 100% sure the gnawing on our apples in the tree are from them (young raccoons are also possible, as are squirrels that can’t reach the entire apple).

So, unconfirmed, but if anyone would like to look at the nibble patterns, I’d find that interesting!

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🍎🕊🦇🐿 

Our hummingbird feeder is now feeding the entire forest, at about 4-6oz per day (!!). We’ve brought them reinforcements (two new feeders) to last them through the coming winter.

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🍎🕊🦇🐿 

We managed to salvage about a dozen apples from the tree this year. The rest were eaten by our woodland birds, bats, and squirrels, and we are entirely okay with this.

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we're already living in the cyberpunk future, it's just the most boring possible slow burn cyberpunk future

ukpol/uspol (+?) 

I’m personally foregoing celebration until 45 and Bojo are collectively out of power, but today’s unanimous (unanimous!) developments on both sides of the pond are encouraging.

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Request for a sequel to Untitled Goose Game but with a Cockatoo as the main character

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money, sticker sale 

The Summer 2019 sticker sheet is a 4x6 sheet of the attached image! Cost to print was $2.80 and S&H is around $0.70, so I'm asking $3.50 plus a server donation of your choice!

alttp randomizer, 2019-09-21 daily challenge seed 

I managed a respectable time for 7 crystal fast ganon with... random enemy damage. They were not kidding with the warning:

> Random
> The damage dealt by enemies are entirely random. A value is chosen for each Mail Upgrade so they therefore do not work to reduce damage. No mapping exists between different enemy types. All enemies could deal massive damage.

... nearly everything swung for 8-12 hearts. Looooots of awkward combat. @..@

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alttp randomizer, crosskeys 

It then put both gloves, flute, hammer, flippers, and boots (read: just about every item that unlocks easier access to the overworld) all deep into this required path, then stacked *six* of the game’s main dungeons into death mountain.

Go Mode was a Swamp Palace small key.

I... don’t know if I have the fortitude to try one of these again, but it certainly was fun to puzzle out.

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alttp randomizer, crosskeys 

This seed generated a required walk that went:

1. Exit Sanctuary from pyramid left door.
2. Enter dark peg fairy cave (South of PoD), which is now spiral cave.
3. Exit spiral cave connector from MM closet.
4. Enter dark Agina cave, which is now paradox cave.
5. Exit either from bomb shop or top of bumper cave.

Or for those that have no idea what I’m on about: the randomizer made me walk the entire length of the game’s overworld. Twice. On every save reload.

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