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When we finally found our way to the stars, we discovered many planets that had once been inhabited by long-gone alien civilisations.
Some left memorials and statues commemorating their great deeds and glorious histories.
Some left libraries. Those, we learned from, and mourned.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Me, a unixy old person: "... and before end to end encryption was standardized, that meant that something called replay attacks were possible. To mitigate this, kerberos authentication was invented, which..."

A young unixy person: "can you pet it though."

"what"

"Kerberos was named for the three headed dog that guards the gates of hell, right?"

"... yes?"

"Can I pet the dog, is my question."

"..."

"..."

"Ok, no, but file that bug immediately."

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Kobolds live similarly to dwarves: Underground, in caverns of their own construction.

Kobolds also build traps. Lots, and lots, of traps.

Therefore, I posit that kobolds should be just as prolific miners, metalworkers, and artificers as dwarves.

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man facebook really wanted "metaverse" but realized neal stephenson thinks they're all bastards so they had to make it store-brand huh

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another dreamthing, dragons, tf-adjacent 

Continuing the tradition of my weekly sleeping-in-on-Saturdays giving really cool dreams:

This one was heroic coming-of-age story. Most of the details were pulled from other identifiable sources, but the main protag is cool enough to write out.

They're a gender-ambiguous (female-leaning) person who discovered they could shapeshift by accidentally becoming their own (adorably small, anthro orca-dragon) OC. They quickly identified they could become anything else they wanted within the same approximate mass range, with a catch: they need to actively focus on it.

Their personality is distinct enough that I need to noodle on it a bit more to describe them well. The villain also had vague ideas on how they work and may point to other-than-human origins.

While the dream had them doing hero things, they're more into chilling out to chiptunes, signalwave/vaporwave, and playing variations on 80s and 90s videogames with friends.

They also chose a name for themselves, but it has a conflict with someone I know, so I'll need to find a good alternative for them. Still, very neat little fictionthing.

(Also meant to post this earlier, but lots of random other things happened in the meantime.)

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Group commission I'm in with @kistaro, @Goldkin, @Veladynee, and some other folks that aren't on Mastodon AFAIK.

We're spaceship dragons! NYOOOOM! :dragn_mlem:

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All browser prompts need a "Lie" function in addition to Allow and Block.

<Website> wants to:
* Know your location
* Use your camera
[ Allow ] [ Block ] [ Lie ]

dream nonse 

This is a few days after a different stranger in a dream said this when I asked them why they do what they do:

"I am you. You have agency here. I'm just part of the script."

Then I woke up.

Either I have very coherent dream gremlins, or someone has a fun sense of humor.

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A stranger in a dream posed a good question to me right before I woke up:

"Why do many cultures have specific names for gremlins and monsters, yet Florida has no (specific) terms for the time it takes for hurricanes to make landfall?"

... huh.

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re: starbase game, ship design WIP 

While this is already fairly elaborate, you can bet I will try to design a space dragon in this game.

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starbase game, ship design WIP 

I wanted to learn how ship design worked in Starbase, so I decided to build an Arwing. The WIP looks pretty neat so far:

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I streamed a tiny art game for @Veladynee over the weekend that contains, among other things, cute carpet dragons that you can pet and one giant snake friend.

We were a bit surprised carpet dragon OCs aren't a thing yet: m.youtube.com/watch?v=aBGBQsaC

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wip dragon n kobble art! surprisingly not lewd 

a relationship dynamic that is both goals and I am so excited to draw

ffxv replay, nonse 

PS: weighted companion cube Prompto is literally the best thing, and I did not know how badly I needed it in my life.

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ffxv replay, nonse 

Finally sitting down to replay the game. I'd had a large stack of mods I downloaded over the years, and I forgot I left them enabled during the opening cutscenes.

Apparently Lunafreya is being supported by Power Rangers Red and Blue. Prompto is now a highly animate weighted companion cube. And all of the cars are full of sapient cactuars.

Everyone continued to act as if the situation was deadly serious.

... I couldn't stop laughing for a good 5 minutes.

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