Goldkin @Goldkin@awoo.space

Still wishing that instead of poking the monsters with rocks and sticks and explody bits, I could give them tea and romance them over dinner.

Hello friend. You are really cute, but you should not be indoors with cats.

(They have since been let out into the forest, ahead of thoroughly rinsing off all the things.)

Okay, which one of you sold your copy of Fireborn to Half-Price Books again.

.... .... .......

*buys*

5. I ran this seed while on an exercise bike. According to the tracker, I burned 300 calories.

I uh, may want to start running these competitively.

1. Filename inadvertently chosen by a friend, because reasons.
2. I finally got the ice palace bomb jump on the first try. Proud.
3. Red cane was on green pendant. Because of course it was.
4. Apparently Steam's screenshot tools act weirdly when they overlap with snes9x's.

Who needs version control when one more “FINAL” and some combination of asdfgh will do.

I... feel incredibly called out by this and, for the first time, am tempted to get a similar tattoo.

https://twitter.com/__alexmorgan/status/1167135305964670976?s=20

Players will always abuse that short-range teleport spell in ways you didn’t consider. Always.

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(Also, pardon the blurriness and the washed out audio. I still haven’t figured out a fast way to go from the Switch to Mastodon that’s faster than recording it from my phone.)

Developers: Let’s design a nuanced, story-rich, late game encounter that sees players working through several waves of enemies to make their way to the boss.

Players:

*screams in FA*