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horrible extended joke about Dr Evil and EA 

Dr Evil: Alright Number Two, what businesses do we have going?

Number Two: We've pushed into the videogame market, sir. We run a company called "Electronic Arts" and we've convinced our shareholders that the only ethical thing to do is fire our developers after working them to death making endless sequels.

Dr Evil: You disgust me.

Number Two: And get this, we make the players pay even more money to get the finished product! We can sell it to them before it's even finished!

Dr Evil: I thought I ran an evil empire not a frigging dungeon here!

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