@FirstProgenitor "Sir! SIR!! You can't just remove the exhibits from the Egyptology wing, sir, that's -"
"I think you will feel quite differently after reading my documentation."
"...This is a piece of paper with 'I am a pharaoh' written on it?"
"Exactly! You see, Tutenkamun's bitch ass owes me money and I am here to COLLECT. Because building card decks isn't cheap."
re: us politics, vent
@xenon if you get an X on your ID then you can't buy anything that needs a background check (pistols, explosives, etc) anymore. It's fucked up.
@pup_hime holy shit
@pup_hime WAIT SERIOUSLY??
@pup_hime pwahw shawn?
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