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Awoo is back! (It was down for me, it might not've been down for anybody else.)

It's July 4, and we all know why that date is significant... 

That's right! It's when Chinese astronomers in 1054 recorded a supernova near Zeta Tauri - a supernova that would later become the Crab Nebula! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_Neb #astronomy

Terrible Dream 

I had a dream last night that I came out as nonbinary to a random crowd of people and then all of a sudden they had guns and they started shooting me, and as I was dying they started screaming "F*gg*t!" at me. Can somebody please pat me and make me feel better.

A scary amount of my ideas are just hooking up chainsaws to things to power them. That said, my next idea is a chainsaw-powered blender, which is the most badass thing ever.

Idea: Hooking up chainsaw chain to the drive on a paper shredder, so that you can have the ultimate shredder.

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