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Maybe I should custom fab some box fenders for the Mini so I can look like an even bigger idiot when I drive it around than I usually do

9/11 truthers joke 

The ancient equivalent of 9/11 truthers: The sun can't melt wax wings!

Oh hey a twitch commercial just treated me to loud music and flashing lights without warning I love that so much /s

You, an irrationally afraid person: AAAAAA THE DEAD ROAM THE EARTH ONCE MORE, TRULY THE GATES OF HELL HAVE OVERFLOWN

Me, an obviously much better person: Undead? More like FUNdead!

I think I say Jesus Fuck enough that Fuck is officially Jesus last name

AAAaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaaaAAAaaaaaAAAaaaaaaAAaaaaAAAaaaaAaaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

How much ink d'you reckon has been wasted printing "he/she" instead of "they" on official forms

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