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Trust me, I'm a professional (of sorts) at (something I haven't figured out yet)

uspol, government overthrowal 

If everybody votes me for president, technically there won't be any president anymore, leading the way for overthrowing the government

Can we please all give some thought to how much volume Colin Kaepernick's hair has

Hi kids I'm Texas Pete and I never go anywhere without my Texas Pete brand personal defense axe

my yelp review of living in the belly of the beast: 4 stars. incredibly cozy but taking a star away because it's very acidic. change your fucking diet up, beast

Never let anybody ever tell you it's too late in the night for headbanging

How is it possible that the colour blue goes with everything so well

Hey Cybre-Neighbor! Y'know what? :blobowo: 

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