🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞 @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun@awoo.space

There are literally no clouds outside I'm freaked out

*Whips off glasses* GASP

If reality were perfect then the mysterious stranger theme would play every time I walk into a room

Death Road to Canada is damn fun

I was just reading Internet webcomics like a normal person and I got served up a US military advert telling me that by joining the army I could "solve tomorrow's problems today" and I'm pretty sure it just meant that they murder potential terrorists without provocation

Lizard more like lizrad

Controversial opinion: Professionally filmed TV shows that get clips or segments uploaded to youtube should absolutely have ACTUAL CAPTIONS instead of just having to use youtube's sorta shitty autogenerated captions system

There is no way for anybody to disprove my statement that Pennsylvania's motto is "Keep on Pennsylvaning"

Please, Dr Evil was my father, just call me Evil

@squirrellilly@queer.party sorry I missed last night's stream! It was opening night at one of the local oval tracks and I just sorta collapsed into bed as soon as I got back

You may have heard of Kenny loggins but have you heard of Kenny longcat

Why didn't they call it The Matrix 2: Electric Boogaloo

Really gonna go for the undead constituency in this election

When are AAA games going to start saying "Insert a quarter to continue" when you die

One of the local oval tracks is doing its first race of the year tomorrow and i'm thinking I'm gonan go

Hello yes I'd like to buy a very accurate clock but instead of numbers on the clockface it just has the word "time" written over and over again thankyou

gah heartburn

It's a time of day

You may have heard of Mad Max, but have you heard of Sightly Peeved Maxwell?