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cisgender isn't a slur but you're gonna think its one when i'm done replying to you

I also think it's cool that Link's Awakening Remastered is gonna have Mario shit in it. Can't remember if the original had it or not, but it's cool to have it now.

videogames, lewd, Luigi's Mansion 3, slime 

Luigi's Mansion 3 is unrealistic because I can't imagine anyone creating a slime clone of themselves and not using said slime clone exclusively for masturbation

Actually this is kinda weird because normally I quite like lore in games, but Zelda as a series is I think over 20 years old at this point and I cannot deal with 20+ years of lore.

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So most of the reason I'm looking forward to the Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening is because it's been a while since there's been a Zelda game that I can just play for a few hours without having to worry all that much about lore.

Now y'all might be wondering what I'm doing on this fine Pennsylvanian afternoon. Why I'm listening to the Podquisition whilst waiting for a pizza slice to cook on a car dashboard.

I wonder if captain toad will be in Luigi's Mansion 3 in any capacity

Also is the 8bitdo SN30 worth it? I'm seeing good reviews but also 45 bucks isn't peanuts.

uspol 

Elaine Chao does not age and we most confront her on this, in addition to so so so many other things

porn (But not really), bees 

Pornhub has launched Beesexual, a channel where they just show videos of bees foraging (with voiceover by sex workers), and every time someone watches one of the videos, PH donates to bee conservation: unilad.co.uk/news/pornhub-laun

oh nevermind that Cadence of Hyrule game jsut came out recently and that's not a port

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wait holy shit isn't this going to be the first Zelda game for Switch that isn't a straight up port?

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The master sword looks *really* shiny in Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Remastered

can't believe that Link from the Legend of Zelda turned out to be a really convincing ferret

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