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lewd story 

I'm not sure I've ever told y'all this before, but I once knew somebody who had made their own dildo out of wood, maybe as a joke item, maybe for other reasons.

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Χίμαιρα :ms_robot: corvids

necromancy 101: how to make friends

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<eleanor>

for the vamp on the go. a sarcopha-bag?

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Andymonium

Streaming Battle Chef Brigade over on #Twitch!

twitch.tv/andymonium

It's DragonCon this week so let's have a last hurrah before the end of the con season with an adorably over-the-time game about battle chefs who cook for sport! What could go wrong?

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The other rules of Fight Club:
You cannot look at Fight Club
You cannot think about Fight Club
You cannot fuck in Fight Club

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I've not been watching enough loading ready run lately

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If I did facecam for my streams I'd put my face in the middle of the screen

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Vine Vinnysauce

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Unsurprisingly I'm completely gay

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capitalism --- 

I think it's fucked that the medical industry is just sucking blood from horseshoe crabs like vampires and they're allowed to get away with it because it's for the good of mankind or whatever.

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Horseshoe crabs are the cutest thing

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Time to do sleep

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@xenon I am listening to a surrealist painting

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@xenon I'm enjoying Nightvale

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What is an "outside"

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WWE baaaad 

It's a fucking disgrace how many of his wrestlers Vince McMahon has outlived because of how shittily WWF/E treats its employees.

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I was gonna listen to Nightvale but unfortunately now I'm watching the Stoner Bros open vintage wrestling cards

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The real big gay was the friends we made along the way

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KITTEN.EXE

*climbs under a blanket* warm :blobmiou:

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Boston's Favourite Son: Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman perform hilariously horrific verbal experiments on Jonathan Offroadrules

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