🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞 @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun@awoo.space

I'm so fucking tired I can barely keep my eyes open

Time to mash my face into a pillow until I pass out

At this rate I think it's around a year, maybe year and a half 'til I achieve tenure and get to put the beside my name. OH WAIT I ALREADY HAVE.

At 10000 toots I will have achieved Mastodon tenure. Y'all won't even be allowed to THINK about my toots.

At some point I must've been averaging at least 50 toots a day to have this many toots

I've got more toots than anyone else on the whole enter fediverse combined

I'm not sure I've said this before, but blowing on the cartridge does just about always work

WHY does Vinny Vinesauce keep so many shit games

Yo: I'm gay as shit

I've got 500 characters with which to make words

It should be possible for me to follow myself on Mastodon

I've got 51 True Believers, and I command them all to revolt against Eugen.

Alright, I've put headphones on, I'm feeling better now. Sorry cicadas.

I swear to every fucking god out there I'm going to take an axe to these trees

These cicadas are driving me up the fucking wall

Praytell have you heard of the... Super SNES?

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