🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞 @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun@awoo.space

Fuck it is hot today

I want people to talk more about the ethics of how the only reason humans are searching for life on other planets is so that humans can move there, without any regard for that life. It's sincerely fucked up.

Right Dark Souls on Switch is meh but imagine having fucking Bloodborne on Switch. That'd be the shit.

People are saying Blasphemous is inspired by Dark Souls but I'd posit that it's obviously inspired more by Bloodborne than any other game

Real programmers programme in assembly

I believe that I'm the best choice for Prime Minister of Canada and my vote will reflect that

I wonder if you could make an RPG in Pico-8

My internet is doing REAL bad today

Why are jumping spiders so heccin small

Want to play football on roof

9 days until Link's Awakening Remaster

Spiders!

The Metal Gear series never fails to make me laugh

According to some quick math I make an average of ten toots a day, but there's a few times a year that I go like a week with only one toot a day, and sometimes I can shitpost like 20 times a day

I'm an Influencer just because of how many toots I've made. You can't post this many toots without influencing SOMETHING

The Switch's screen is actually really nice and crisp, and combined with a nice GPU it's my go-to device for watching youtube videos

I think it's impressive that the people behind Pico-8 and the Voxatron can make a 3D game engine run fucking smooth as shit in a browser

Firefighters are like cops except they actually fucking protect people instead of oppressing them