🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞 @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun@awoo.space

I might get that Seiken Densetsu Collection on the Switch.

Woomy

Cracking open the boys with a cold one

After playing a mario game, i'm now firmly convinced that all videogames should be banned from sale

I still can't believe that Atari won the console wars

I <3 enbies

Y'all ever written a long-ass toot and then you realize that it's actually just useless and sorta meandering, then decide not to post it?

https://gizmodo.com/a-wearable-robotic-tail-turns-anyone-into-a-furry-with-1836974428

I would like to note that when this is available to the public, it will be used EXCLUSIVELY by furries and otherkin

Has Revolver Ocelot ever actually revolved.

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Shakycam

I am going to remove the guns from the military's helicopters and planes and replace them with spears instead.

If you let me into whatever primaries they have for independents, I'll be the first candidate ever to declare that they openly wish for the violent downfall of life as we know it

Do garden hoses and snakes have a common ancestor, or are they just an example of convergent evolution?

I think it's weird how the Souls series is exploration platformers (Metroidvanias) and now there's a new generation of Soulsvanias that are inspired by Dark Souls, a Metroidvania. This is like some sort of selective-breeding back-crossing shit.

Consider this: You can put a small blender in a big blender and then blend it.

Checkmate atheists

Saying feminism has no place in modern media is like saying my tongue has no place in your mum

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you're scrolling through Mastodon and you accidentally favourite somebody's toot, then have to quickly unfavourite it

Playing rogue legacy until I pass out > doing anything productive, such as eating

Has anybody ever noticed that Obama celebrated each of his elections by getting a dog