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I'm just really worried that the skeletons are going to start a revolt and then everybody will be all floppy while skeletons are out getting shit done

Protip: You don't have to buy an expensive air pump to pump up your car tyres at home. I use a bicycle pump that cost less than 20 dollars. They're also good to keep in the trunk of your car in emergencies.

*a middle-aged white comedian is walking down the street and looks into the camera* Honestly though with the way PC culture is now, you just can't do real comedy anymo— *he slips on a banana peel* —anymoOAH HA HA HAAA *he slips and slides down the entrance to a subway station, tumbling head over heels on an extremely long escalator* HOAHOA ow ouch ACH that hurts OW *he reaches the end of the escalator and starts to relax only to see a small child has just spilled a bunch of Legos onto the floor*

Oh the left click button on my mouse just stopped working, this is fun

Fuuuck I just introduced somebody to a show and now I have to be very careful not to spoil it for them

I'm here to talk about Wario's ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum.

How come every phone screenshot has less than 10% WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN

Python: hey whats up
You: Not much what's up with you.
Python: not much just about to eat a whole chicken i found
You: Wait what
Python: *nom*

Just to be clear, the Dark Souls chronological order is as follows: Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3, Dark Souls 1, Bloodborne

I'm impressed with the Dragon Quest XI localization because they translated ALL of the rhyming over to English, and still made it rhyming.

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