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My business idea is edible googly eyes that you can stick on your food

i know this might seem ridiculous, but i actually didnt plan those misspellings

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i know i'm th ebest entertainment you have right now, quality doens't even matter

late night shitposting sprees are the reason why i've got 8000+ toots

Hi it's me B you can find me standing at the tetris arcade machine surrounded by energy drink cans where I've been for the last 60 hours

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